Um. My "boyfriend" just showed up at the cafe with—and kissed—a beautiful woman.
I guess that saved me an embarrassing conversation.
@kai Oh, boy. I'm sorry.
@amaral no worries. In some ways it's reassuring that I have good taste. At least someone can put up with him.
@amaral I should probably mention that I use the term boyfriend to describe anyone I find attractive
@kai I see.