Yesterday, I ate an entire bag of chips πŸ˜…

Today I went to buy more but they were sold out.

This lets me build a narrative like, "they're obviously addictive; it's not just me…"

The right attitude is, "Yesterday, I ate an entire bag of chips! 😁"


@mrjunge ummmm no this is bad I was regretting it the entire day

It was one day that you ate an entire bag of chips. You're thinking about how bad that was. You feel guilty. You think you'd feel better if you ate some chips.

@mrjunge hilarious and probably unfortunately true πŸ˜…

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