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pinebook pro 

I forgot I ordered a pinebook pro like two months ago. Wish I would have taken longer to remember, now i'm anxious for it to get here.

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I was just buying some household linen and exchanging some jokes with the seller, when some man, apparently another customer, joined our conversation, then, shortly after I left, told her :
"I would like to invite you for dinner."

And I found it very cute.

I'm looking for a little bit of news.

I don't want to walk into work unaware that a nuclear war is going on.

On the other hand, it's easy to become overwhelmed following the news.

Are there any sources where the threshold for newsworthiness is extraordinarily high?


I don't want to be an asshole but the part where I said "I should probably" eat was just a polite way of saying that I must eat.

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@pzmyers welcome to gayburger home of the gayburger can i take your order

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im listening to jazz and my pc crashed but it took me a while to notice the audio looping lmao

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trending hashtags on my instance have been stuck for a while. there are 0 items in the pending queue. can i manually trigger a trend recalculation somehow?

#mastoAdmin #mastoDev

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malware authors today don't even include ASCII art of laughing skulls in their viruses. where is their respect for the craft

It's 1:30PM and I'm just getting back from the grocery store to eat at home even though I wanted to be in Toronto an hour ago.

I haven't cleaned, packed, or had a shower. Traveling takes so many extra days as the actual traveling.

I meant to go to the gym this morning but instead I screwed around online.

Computers are bad, mmmkay?

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What #36c3 would you suggest I watch if I'm gonna watch only one? I'm interested in everything besides hardware-related stuff.

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For real like Bandcamp is exactly the kind of service we *hoped* the internet would give us: “hey, people make things, they set their own price inc. free, we provide the storefront, you buy it and the money goes to the creator, you get it in a DRM-free format and can play it however you want, we just make money to keep going & improving and aren’t a VC-funded nightmare company of rampant reckless growth that will do something nightmarish and implode.”

We need more media platforms like that.

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I found the green polyethylene bag on Google Street View referenced in this novel.

What a very strange book.


My mom still talks about how when I was little and she made me fish sticks, I asked, "Fish? Like, fish*?"

* imitates motion of fish swimming with hand

I'm eating lentils right now and it's weird:

If you told me they were fish eggs or something I would be totally grossed out, even with identical flavor and texture.

But because I know it's a plant, it's somehow OK…

'A way of learning from everything': the rise of the city critic

Criticism of food and the arts has long flourished. In our increasingly urban world, perhaps city criticism should be recognised as distinct and necessary

XMPP is complicated. I know Multi-User Chat works because I'm using it right now, though Server Info says otherwise. The chat is hosted on a different subdomain, though, so maybe that's why the functionality is not reflected under Server Info.

I know each XMPP Extension Protocol solves a problem, but the problems they solve are not necessarily obvious to new users.

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